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The humorous, tragic and often misguided adventures and ramblings of Aiden Wesley.

Did I watch a woman shit her pants -on purpose- and pick it up?  Did I almost get raped in a mobile home by a strung-out hooker?  How many federal jobs can one man lose?   Me kidnap a midget?  Why would anyone drink that much alcohol? There is no way I taught several classes of high school students at a troubled youth facility how to break out of handcuffs...right?  What about an illegal gambling ring? Accessory to robbery!?  Me for mayor? Why did I tie that autistic child to a filing cabinet?  

What else could possibly go wrong?

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